Saved From The Skip

Skip Cinema reviews this week’s top release

Dark and difficult times lie ahead: Hogwarts School of Weapons and Wizardry stands accused of using banned alchemical agents to quell a house-elf insurgency at Hufflepuff Hall.
As The Daily Prophet publishes moving pictures (in every sense of the word) of charred elf corpses, the Ministry of Magic weaves a complex web of spells and illusions to spirit away the inconvenient scandal.
After all, argue the spin wizards, the incantation used at Hufflepuff was not exactly the same as the one banned by international law: it’s only the effects that are identical...
Besides: the Weapons of Magical Destruction Treaty refers specifically to civilian targets, and we all know that house-elves are second-class citizens…
So it’s left to that snotty little wiz-kid, Harry, to expose the truth about "He Who Must Be Shamed" once and for all. But beware: here be dragoons…
Released by New Lie Cinema

Also released this week:

Corpse Bride: Romantic comedy shot entirely on location at a wedding reception at the Amman Hilton. Explosive stuff. Directed by Tim Burnt.