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Wednesday, November 16, 2005 

"I'm innocent" - Babar

Babar the Elephant, currently facing extradition to the United States on charges of inciting terrorism, has vowed he will carry on fighting to clear his name.
"I am innocent of these charges," said the King of Celesteville, who will be celebrating his 75th birthday early next year. "It's all a plot by Lord Rataxes the Rhino! He's been trying to usurp my kingdom for years!"
Babar's wife, Queen Celeste, has made a public appeal against her husband's extradition. Together with their legal team, consisting of chief counsellor Cornelius and Zephyr the monkey, the Royal Elephants are confident that the decision will be overturned.