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Saturday, February 25, 2006 

Question: when is a civil war not a civil war?

Answer: A civil war is only a civil war if it takes place in countries like Somalia, Algeria or Lebanon.
If, on the other hand, it takes place in Iraq, then it is not a civil war, but simply "sectarian violence".