Death to all extremists
JORDAN: In the wake of recent terrorist attacks in Amman, King Abdullah has waged a "relentless war" on extremism.
"Death to all extremists" is the slogan of his new campaign, which aims to eradicate all fundamentalists, militants, radicals and jihadists, as well as anyone else who fails to agree that tolerance and moderation are the only way forward.
"We will fight the extremists on the river-banks, on the sand-dunes and in the oases," explained a spokesman for the Royal Family. "We will obsessively hunt, track down and smoke out fanatics throughout the country, until every last mother******* one of them has been identified and terminated. They can run, but they can't hide. And they will know that our name is the Law when we lay our vengeance upon them. Now let's go to work."
Naturally, because the spokesman's comment was by definition "extremist", he was immediately arrested, imprisoned and executed, thus becoming the royal edict's first victim.
Pressed for a comment by Skip News, all King Abdullah would say was: "It's good to be the King..."
"Death to all extremists" is the slogan of his new campaign, which aims to eradicate all fundamentalists, militants, radicals and jihadists, as well as anyone else who fails to agree that tolerance and moderation are the only way forward.
"We will fight the extremists on the river-banks, on the sand-dunes and in the oases," explained a spokesman for the Royal Family. "We will obsessively hunt, track down and smoke out fanatics throughout the country, until every last mother******* one of them has been identified and terminated. They can run, but they can't hide. And they will know that our name is the Law when we lay our vengeance upon them. Now let's go to work."
Naturally, because the spokesman's comment was by definition "extremist", he was immediately arrested, imprisoned and executed, thus becoming the royal edict's first victim.
Pressed for a comment by Skip News, all King Abdullah would say was: "It's good to be the King..."
