Dr Hu and the Christian Invasion

He can't open doors.
Seen here in this exclusive pic taken during the filming of Dr Hu and the Christian Invasion, which starts on Skip TV on December 25, Dubya is the latest adversary to challenge the supremacy of our hero, the dictator and renegade Taiwan Lord, Hu Jintao.
In the new series, Dr Hu faces an invasion of radical gesticulating born-again Christians, who dare to criticise His Hu-ness on the thorny issue of Hu-man Rights... while conveniently omitting to mention the goings-on on the mysterious planet Guantanamo.
But the wily Dictator has a sonic screwdriver up his sleeve: the TRAD-US, a time machine which informs Dr Hu when it's time to talk about that teeny, weeny little business concerning trade deficits and stuff...
That's right, Doctor, you show them Hu's boss.