Glitter wins Skip Lib Dem poll
With 55% of the overall vote, disgraced glam rock icon Gary Glitter has emerged as overall winner in Saved from The Skip's exclusive "Who Should REALLY have replaced Charles Kennedy as Lib Dem leader?" scientific poll.
He was followed by Rolling Stone stoner Keith Richards, who garnered 27% of the vote, and fashion celebrity pornalike Paris Hilton (yummy yummy, tasty burger) with 18%.
"You can tell from these results that today's liberals want their leaders to represent a wider range of cultural vices," said Dame Ava Fag, Saved From the Skip's resident political analyst. "After all, Charles Kennedy had to resign after admitting to having an alcohol problem - which is traditionally a Tory-associated vice anyway. Liberals today clearly find it easier to identify with convicted paedophiles, skeletal drug fiends and celebrity sluts, rather than with boring old boozers."
The Skip meanwhile tried to contact the real Lib Dem leader, Sir Menzies Campbell, for his reactions. Sadly, however, Ming was too busy trying to conquer the Universe to reply...
how about voting for Dame Ava Fag to run for office? She's hip hot! Even if she does look like Kieth Richards (but thats just me being shallow superficial ageist glossy fashion mag-influenced)
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C.S.Lawrence |
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The leadership isn't the problem. Its the name of the party. They should change their name to the Liberal Social Democracts. Even I would vote to have LSD in power.
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