Saved From The Skip

Jesus Christ has exhorted blues singer Isaac Hayes, former voice of South Park's Chef character, to return to the show after quitting for his own personal, religious and hypocritical reasons.

After nine years of gleeful participation in South Park's repeated satirical onslaughts on other people's religions, Hayes seems to have suddenly developed a marked religious sensitivity of his own... by a huge coincidence, the moment the cartoon poked fun at the Church of Scientology, of which he just happens to be a member.

"C'mon, Isaac, don't be such a wuss", said the Only Son Of God during one of his talk show's many commercial breaks. "What happened all of a sudden? Where was this newfound religious sensitivity of yours when I was forced to perform Crack wrestling with Satan? Or when Cartman sang: 'Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross/I can't help but think that he looks kinda' hot'? I mean, Jeeze, Isaac... where'd your sense of humour go?"

Meanwhile, Saved From The Skip sadly announces that in the light of Hayes' hypocrisy, it will be rioting in various localities, and joining the world wide boycott of all products associated with South Park's Chef character... starting with his Chocolate Salty Balls.

So there, too!






BOYCOTT MY CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS!