Don't mention ze Winter Olympics
Oh, and I almost forgot... actually, I did forget... to announce the results of Saved From The Skip's last ultra-scientific poll, which revealed that a clear majority of Skip readers would prefer to cull German Olympic Gold Medallists than cute and cuddly badgers (curiously enough, by almost exactly the same margin that would have preferred Gary Glitter to Emperor Ming as leader of the Lib Dems. Interesing, n'est-ce pas?)
Complete breakdown of results:
Question: Who should they really be culling instead of badgers?
Celebrity Big Brother participants: 9% (200,000 votes)
Rugby players: 0% (0 votes)
Surviving Beatles members: 0% (0 votes)
Boy bands: 22% (500,000 votes)
Film critics: 0% (0 votes)
Bible bashers 13% (300,000 votes)
German Olympic Gold Medallists 57% (1,300,000 votes)